Apparently, Having a Huge Penis Isn’t All It’s Cracked Up to Be

Posted: April 27, 2013 in Gist

We put so much emphasis on the difficulties of being under-endowed, but what about the struggle of having an mammoth penis? A member that makes women cower in terror and/or burst into tears? A manhood so mighty other XY chromosomes who catch a glimpse of it automatically defer to you as the alpha male?

Comedian Craig Johnson (The Office, Pineapple Express, This is the End) tackled this sensitive issue. In a final attempt to end the shame that men with frequently-ogled nether regions like John Hamm and Michael Fassbender face daily, Johnson penned this diatribe about his, err, johnson. Read, and be comforted.

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